Sunday, April 5, 2009

Who shot that arrow in your throat - who miss the.. oh, that was me, SORRY.

So I have a few things to say, and I've updated LJL twice in the past hour or so, so Blogger gets the third.

It's be said that a certain friend of mine controls my life. Neither myself nor that person see how that statement is true, because I'm one of the most independent people I know. I hate people telling me what to do, and I refuse to let someone within the same age tell me what to do. If it's an adult, I'll listen to what they have to say, and if it makes sense, sure, I'll do it. But if someone around my age trys to tell me what to do? "fuck you" is generally my response. I'm not going to sit around like some ragdoll and let them dictate how I should live my life. If I didn't want to control my life, I'd off myself, thank you.

Furthermore, I don't think someone that has known me for less than a year has the right to determine anything about me. That's just ridiculous and stupid. Especially when you're claiming someone you -hate- controls me. How can you determine that when you refuse to be near the other person? You don't have a chance to make that assumption.

one might think that you were either A) not over me or B) Just wanted to start shit because you're jealous of my friendship with the other individual. Either way, I'm amused at how you think you make sense. It's just really, really amusing.

I wish I could turn this into some "I feel sorry for you" But I really, really don't. I just hate you.. so oops?


Sorry if this caught you off guard.
You know, me having an independant thought for once. Forgive me?
LULZ.

FOR EVERYONE'S VUEWING PLEASURE:

oh321wegolive (7:55:19 PM): Hello, my little puppet! I have come to CONTROL YOUR EVERY MOVE WITH MY MAGICAL MIND POWERS if that's alright with you.

Auto Response from xSketchyBananasx (7:55:20 PM): How does Kate control my life? Can someone answer that for me? Because Kate and I don't see it...
xSketchyBananasx (7:55:52 PM): OH, OF COURSE MASTER, -bows- WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO DO? I'M AT YOUR EVERY COMMAND.
oh321wegolive (7:56:34 PM): DANCE, MY PUPPET, DANCE. AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, PLEASE STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE ELSE. GET MAD AT THEM ALL RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, OR ELSE I WILL SET YOU ON FIRE WITH MY MIND.
xSketchyBananasx (7:58:12 PM): OH NO. -DOES THE SALSA IN A TIGER PRINT THONG- I HATE ALL MY FRIENDS EXCEPT MY BELOVED MASTER. NO ONE ELSE IS GOOD ENOUGH. SHE IS TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH ME AND WANTS ME HARD CORE.
oh321wegolive went away at 7:58:51 PM.
oh321wegolive (7:59:25 PM): SHH, NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT. I HIDE MY MAD, PASSIONATE LOVE FOR YOU BY RUINING YOUR LIFE AND ALIENATING YOU FROM ALL YOUR FRIENDS. IT'S A GOOD PLAN, REALLY.
xSketchyBananasx (8:04:18 PM): OH, I SEE. SORRY FOR FOILING YOUR PLAN AND HAVING AN INDEPENDANT THOUGHT FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, BEAT ME FOR THAT, PLEASE. I PROMISEN OT TO LIKE IT UNLESS YOU TELL ME TO

Auto Response from oh321wegolive (8:04:18 PM): O hai. Can I haz CONTROL OVER YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, plz?